Offseason

During the other eleven months of the year, Santa disguises himself as Leroy the vagrant. He's really good at it; none of the neighborhood kids recognize him through his interesting new scent and decidedly unjolly attitude.


Santa's best little helper, Gumdrop, spends the off months working at the local paintball course, and somehow manages to stay cheerfull year round.


Rudolph spent the summer with his cousins down in Wyoming.


Santa's vowed to never park his sleigh in Compton again.


And word on the street is that Mrs. Clause won't be back to the North Pole for another eight to ten years.