Monday, December 26, 2005


During the other eleven months of the year, Santa disguises himself as Leroy the vagrant. He's really good at it; none of the neighborhood kids recognize him through his interesting new scent and decidedly unjolly attitude.

Santa's best little helper, Gumdrop, spends the off months working at the local paintball course, and somehow manages to stay cheerfull year round.

Rudolph spent the summer with his cousins down in Wyoming.

Santa's vowed to never park his sleigh in Compton again.

And word on the street is that Mrs. Clause won't be back to the North Pole for another eight to ten years.



Blogger Daniel said...

I always wondered about the smell - now everything is clear.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 12:30:00 AM  
Blogger suzi said...

So, hey? How was LA COCINA?

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 10:32:00 AM  
Blogger Wes Langdon said...

Is it just me, or does Gumdrop look a little like Brad Paisley... before getting his uh, sexification.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005 7:44:00 PM  
Blogger Theteak said...


Wednesday, December 28, 2005 3:14:00 AM  
Blogger bp said...

Between Santa and Gumdrop you may have a tough time being named People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a fourth straight year.

Thursday, December 29, 2005 3:09:00 AM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

I really miss you when you don't blog.

Thursday, December 29, 2005 10:15:00 AM  
Blogger dumbutdeep said...

This is off the subject, but is anyone attending MacArthur's Resolved Conference this month?
My daughter's are and it looks like there's a lot of down time between sessions. Is there anything really fun to do in Pasadena?

Sunday, January 01, 2006 6:57:00 PM  
Blogger Away From The Brink said...


Do your girls like museums? That may not be the most "fun" but they are excellent. If they do, have them check out the Norton Simon and the Huntington.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006 1:33:00 AM  
Blogger Castusfumus said...

dont tell anyone...

Thursday, January 05, 2006 6:07:00 AM  
Blogger bp said...

That poor deer! That picture is so sad:( The deer is dead and that guy is just casually holding the deer carcus. Maybe it only upsets me so much because Bambi is one of my all time favorites.

Friday, January 06, 2006 7:43:00 PM  
Blogger bp said...

Avast! Both Santa and Gumdrop look like they would make fine pirates in those pictures. Santa can be me first mate and Gumdrop can be the ship's boy.

Friday, January 06, 2006 11:29:00 PM  
Blogger dumbutdeep said...

Thanks, Wisdom Tooth, they'll check it out.

Tuesday, January 10, 2006 6:24:00 PM  
Blogger Theteak said...

Man, for weeks now I've been getting spooked by that seedy looking santa...
Can we PLEASE have another post? Please?

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:54:00 PM  
Blogger Theteak said...

For those out there in the crowd who want another post from Pec say YEAH! (yeah!) I say YEAH! (yeah!).

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 9:55:00 PM  
Blogger Jason Robertson said...

Any word on what Mrs. Clause did? Was she the one driving through Compton?

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 10:05:00 PM  
Blogger Gus said...


Friday, January 20, 2006 4:32:00 PM  

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