The purpose of this blog is very simple; there is none. My goal is to generate a blog that is so arbitrary, so random that it will eliminate any chance of regular readership, thus, allowing me to continue to be lazy with my posts.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
Yikes
All right, check this out and try not to dry heave.
You have to watch the video at the bottom of the article. Even better than the long finger nailed feak chick is the long toenailed freak chick. I am talking ant eater claws. Like a veloceraptor thing. She could kick open a termite mound.
I've always wondered if these people could go to a locksmith and have a fingernail cut to fit a lock. It would be nice to always have a spare house key.
LOL! A couple weeks ago I was getting a manicure and my eschatition told me that she knew a woman who didn't cut her nails for 15 years! She said that this woman was actually Barbara Streisand's cousin! This got me really xcited because I absolutely adore Babs! But I don't know for sure if it is true, after all you know how unrealibel salon gossip can be.
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Fred Butler wrote a post about this recently. All I have to say is that I hope she is still single.
I tried to convince my wife to grow her nails for the next 30 years, but she said she was busy.
You have to watch the video at the bottom of the article. Even better than the long finger nailed feak chick is the long toenailed freak chick. I am talking ant eater claws. Like a veloceraptor thing. She could kick open a termite mound.
Fred
Yuck.
I hope that lady doesn't wear contact lenses.
I've always wondered if these people could go to a locksmith and have a fingernail cut to fit a lock. It would be nice to always have a spare house key.
I watched the video... the lady with the long toe nails reminded me of King Nebecadnezzer. And I think both women are nuts.
What would they do if a nail did break off?
LOL! A couple weeks ago I was getting a manicure and my eschatition told me that she knew a woman who didn't cut her nails for 15 years! She said that this woman was actually Barbara Streisand's cousin! This got me really xcited because I absolutely adore Babs! But I don't know for sure if it is true, after all you know how unrealibel salon gossip can be.
I noticed that the article said this woman's husband has alzheimers. I feel bad that this guy must re-learn everyday that he is married to a freak.
c-train - that is because you are so empathetic. I think your gifting is mercy.
c-train said... "All I have to say is that I hope she is still single."
Because you think she's hot and want to date her? Dear heavens, I hope not!
Huh...I wonder if you can donate your finger nails to charity like you can your hair...for the finger nailess of course...
Yick.
I think it's fair to say that the long toe nails are way gross-er. she could{should} be related to wolverine.
~~AL
As a blogger, I'm always proud when a post of mine acquires such well put comments like, "No", "That's sick", and "Yick".
My work here is done.
I am strangely fascinated. Medusa, come hither.
The more important question here is, how on earth does she manage to get her mascara on without putting her eye out.
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