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Saturday, September 02, 2006
This is why you don't run from the Cops...
Warning: This is messed up. Very, very messed up. If you're a homeschool mom or are the type of person that is often confused with homeschool moms, don't follow this link. For everyone else, check this out.
I bet it was some dumb diva listening to her Superchick cd so loud she couldn't hear the sirens behind her. When she started putting on her third coat of mascara, she looked into her mirror and lost control.
Or it coulda been Toby listening to his superchick cd...
Uh, I just want to say, what is it you think of homeschool moms? Especially those with 8-year-old boys...we do stinky laundry, pull piles of hair out of tub drains, deal with food scrapings in the bottom of the sink, bandage bloody wounds, counter out-of-line neighbor kids descended from (and destined to be) pirates and scalawags, and deal with myriad other things that would give policemen nightmares. Just thought you might like to know.
Avast! He should be able to get up after that. I have a message for him, it is the same thing I tell the ships boy when he starts going all double X chromosonone on us, "Take off your dress, put on some pants, and stop crying." It is hard to get any work done on the vessel with the ships boy being paranoid about getting his dress dirty. The rest of the crew just accept the fact that our dresses will get dirty.
Good to see you back blogging again. Hey, Suzi and I started a paper route and I a, blogging about it at http://thepaperboydiaries.blogspot.com/ Come check it out. By the way, when are you, the muffun man and us going to Disneyland again?
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11 Comments:
BAD!!
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Heh. I wonder if the driver survived.
That should be required watching for all convicted speeders...or kids going thru driver's ed.
That is why we have seatbelt laws too.
i became a homeschool mom yesterday, but i decided that since i am so new, i could be a cool, risky homeschool mom, so i watched the video.
apparently i am cool and risky, because i seem to be doing fine after the viewing.
i will not be running away from the police. thanks for the tip, officer pecadillo.
I'm a seasoned homeschool mom, and I watched the video.
Pretty scary.
Definitely a good clip for the homeschooled student, just in case he/she wants to be brave and run from the police.
I bet it was some dumb diva listening to her Superchick cd so loud she couldn't hear the sirens behind her. When she started putting on her third coat of mascara, she looked into her mirror and lost control.
Or it coulda been Toby listening to his superchick cd...
Yeah, this guy walked away with only a few bruises and a chipped tooth.
Uh, I just want to say, what is it you think of homeschool moms? Especially those with 8-year-old boys...we do stinky laundry, pull piles of hair out of tub drains, deal with food scrapings in the bottom of the sink, bandage bloody wounds, counter out-of-line neighbor kids descended from (and destined to be) pirates and scalawags, and deal with myriad other things that would give policemen nightmares. Just thought you might like to know.
SHUT UP! I few bruises and a chipped tooth?!?
That guy was in the air like a rag doll -- and that truck hit him like he was an armadillo on 412 in Wagoneer in August!
All things being equal, he should tout himself as proof of the esitence of God.
Avast! He should be able to get up after that. I have a message for him, it is the same thing I tell the ships boy when he starts going all double X chromosonone on us, "Take off your dress, put on some pants, and stop crying." It is hard to get any work done on the vessel with the ships boy being paranoid about getting his dress dirty. The rest of the crew just accept the fact that our dresses will get dirty.
Dude,
Good to see you back blogging again. Hey, Suzi and I started a paper route and I a, blogging about it at http://thepaperboydiaries.blogspot.com/
Come check it out. By the way, when are you, the muffun man and us going to Disneyland again?
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