Halloween: a day of mistakes
October 31st is a day for people all over the world to do things they're sure to regret as soon as November 1st...
Need I say more.
Well, since it's the season of bad choices, I think it may be time to make the biggest mistake of them all. And lets face it; all big mistakes have something to do with Spam, America's favorite mystery meat.
It's been brought to my attention by a loyal pectator that people without access to pumpkins have begun turning to other food items to fullfill their jack-o-lantern needs.
Well it's definitely scary.
Yes folks, nothing says, "Grandma's medication must be out of date" like the Spam-o-lantern. You'll be the talk of the town when your front porch boasts this homemade catfood scented candle. I can't think of anything that could clear out a room faster than the smell of burning Spam. Well, maybe one thing...
Need I say more.
Well, since it's the season of bad choices, I think it may be time to make the biggest mistake of them all. And lets face it; all big mistakes have something to do with Spam, America's favorite mystery meat.
It's been brought to my attention by a loyal pectator that people without access to pumpkins have begun turning to other food items to fullfill their jack-o-lantern needs.
Well it's definitely scary.
Yes folks, nothing says, "Grandma's medication must be out of date" like the Spam-o-lantern. You'll be the talk of the town when your front porch boasts this homemade catfood scented candle. I can't think of anything that could clear out a room faster than the smell of burning Spam. Well, maybe one thing...
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posted by Pecadillo at 12:36 AM
10 Comments:
spam spam spam spam. Monty Python said it, I think.
Avast! If I have to hear the ships boy tell me about his dream where David Hasselhoff rises up from the ocean one more time... well maybe I'm being to harsh. Afterall, who of us hasn't at one time or another had an innocent dream about David Hasselhoff?
Spam-o-lantern?
Cool.
Be sure to take the candle out before you feed it to Wrigley.
Raiding your childhoos scrapbook again?
childhood. childhood.
MAKE IT STOP!!
He's Scaring Me!!
~~AL
{Dave Hasslehoff Offends My Head!}
Wow... that was mildly disturbing... David Hasselhoff and a Spam-o-lantern on the same page...
Remove the candle and pass me a skillet! The Spam needs to be put out of its misery!
Spamwhich anyone?
AH!!! You should always put a proper "Hasslehoff warning" at the top of blog post to warn those of us with weak stomachs of an impending, shirtless Hasslehoff picture. =P
Intersting...Pec, why did you dress up like a toilet when you were a child?
That's the lamest excuse for a post from Pecadillo in 16 months. And you people are encouraging this sort of completely mediocre posting by going "Hasselhoff? ooh, scary!"
Pecadillo -- you better find your sense of humor in there someplace. I'm starting to think you've gone south since becoming an actual flat-foot. And I don't mean Tijuana: I mean San Diego.
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