Saturday, June 24, 2006

Pecadillo: the triumphant return


Blogger Chris Freeland said...

Oh yeah.

The Star Spangled Banner always does bring a tear to my eye.

The peeing in my pants on the other hand is new.

Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:45:00 PM  
Blogger Janet said...

Is baldness required?


Sunday, June 25, 2006 2:52:00 PM  
Blogger Theteak said...


Sunday, June 25, 2006 6:02:00 PM  
Blogger Pecadillo said...

Chris, we both know that's just not true.

Sunday, June 25, 2006 8:39:00 PM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

I think it's wrong that the women didn't have to shave their heads. Sexist in the extreme.

Monday, June 26, 2006 3:08:00 AM  
Blogger DJP said...

You'll never win an argument with a woman on who does the most inconveniencing shaving, Frank.

Monday, June 26, 2006 9:20:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Congrats man. I hope you enjoy your career and quit looking like a chemo patient.

Monday, June 26, 2006 11:55:00 AM  
Blogger Fred Butler said...

As I mentioned in a post today at my blog Hip and Thigh I just ask that you banish the word "chief" from your vocabular now so you will not be using it when you are pulling over the motorists. You know, "So what's the hurry there, chief?" or "Did you see that stop light back there, chief?" And saying "chief" while wearing those mirrored sunglasses only makes the person hate you more.


Monday, June 26, 2006 12:20:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

On the contrary, Fred. The thing is to increase your use of the word "chief" by at least 50-fold--possibly even to the point of replacing all nouns with it. Everyone knows that repeating a word more and more often makes it less irritating (never hear anyone complaining about "the").

Monday, June 26, 2006 7:17:00 PM  
Blogger Pecadillo said...

Freddy, I understand your argument but I must strongly disagree. With the gun and badge comes a license to abuse clich├ęs.

Not only will I utilize "Chief", I plan on adding "Amigo", "Sport," and "Bucko" to my everyday vocabulary. Who knows, maybe I'll grow a Nascar mustache and wear a fanny pack everywhere I go. So many options...

Monday, June 26, 2006 7:57:00 PM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

I'd be careful with "amigo". Unless you can dance with La Raza, I'd try not to infuriate the "locals" because you only have 8 shots until you have to reload.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:41:00 AM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

And your trading post is the cheap "one design per junk type" CafePress store. Very chintzy. I just hope your Dad doesn;t hate me now that he knows how much he overpaid for all those black Ts he bought from the TeamPyro store.

And where's C-crest? You stopped blogging and he disappeared.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006 4:43:00 AM  
Blogger Fred Butler said...

And where's C-crest? You stopped blogging and he disappeared.

(Fred) that is because their the same person. Pec made him up as an alternate ego when he started blogging. Sort of like a foil. Now that he is back on the web, I am sure C-Train will wander back in, along with Muffin.


Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:43:00 AM  
Blogger Fred Butler said...

Oh, by the way, I plan on picking up a mug sometime soon, though they look sort of plain. I personally would like to get one of those sweet blue colored mugs with a big picture of your face on it with your banner on the back like you have at the top of your blog roll; But I bet those those are like a 100 dollars.


Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:46:00 AM  
Blogger Aspiring Girl said...


Tuesday, June 27, 2006 5:52:00 PM  
Blogger Pecadillo said...

Hey Frank, more like sixteen shots before my first reload, and for the record, I'll dance with La Raza anytime.

Tuesday, June 27, 2006 9:44:00 PM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

16 shots, and you can't update your blog in 5 days? I thought you had, like, a backlog of anecdotes and ribald palaver from months of fighting with other cadets over one chicken and 6 matches or whatever it is you havebeen dooing.

yeah, I'm not impressed.

I'm about to post that e-mail I sent you about Jessica Simpson just so something funny will happen on your blog. It's like a vacant used car lot around here.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:22:00 AM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

yeah, for those of you who don't know, Pec's car got busted into while he was in cadet training, and he was carless for a while. He may still be carless -- I never got an update on that.

Anyway, he was wroking his britches off getting up at like Oh-Dark-hundred in order to make it to boot camp on time, and he is suddenly with no vehicle, and I thought he needed a little pick-me-up.

So I was reading Yahoo! entertainment news, and it turns out that the day Pec's car got wrecked is the day that Nick and Jessica broke up. So I sent this e-mail:
Date: Tue, 29 Nov 2005 14:14:40 -0800 (PST)
From: "Frank Turk" []
Subject: Jessica Simpson
She's Christian, she's hot, she's living in Encino with her folks,and ... she's about to be single!

Dude, she's dying for a real man like you! All you have to do is drive down there and ...

... oh shoot. Dude. Sorry about that ...

... where's c-Crest's e-mail addy ... ?

I was cryin' when I sent it. It was too good. I hope you enoyed it, too.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger FX Turk said...

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Wednesday, June 28, 2006 11:29:00 AM  
Blogger Chris Freeland said...

What's the deal with everyone double-posting to your blog?

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 12:44:00 PM  
Blogger Chris Freeland said...

Is that the cool thing to do now and nobody told me?

GEEZ. I'm always the last to find out about everything

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 12:44:00 PM  
Blogger Frank Martens said...

Dude, Jessica is not single! She was over at my house the other day giving me a massage while I had Nick in the back cookin me up some steak.

Apparently the media is a bit slow.

Wednesday, June 28, 2006 1:11:00 PM  
Blogger Screaming Pirate said...

welcome back Pec.

and come on every body knows it cool to pee in your paints. Matter of fact you can call me Miles Davis.

Thursday, June 29, 2006 6:02:00 PM  
Blogger Wes Langdon said...

You''ll probably be pulling me over sometime soon with my driving habits. Maybe if I bat my lashes you''ll let me off with a warning and a phone number...

Sunday, July 02, 2006 7:49:00 PM  

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